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The Classic IQ Test

Monday, April 5th, 2004 at about 8:07 pm

Congratulations, kim!
Your IQ score is 133

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Insightful Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that’s just some of what we know about you from your test results.

oh sure.

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by mi

i’m angry at the world

Sunday, March 28th, 2004 at about 9:04 pm

Your screening results are consistent with clinical depression. Your answers also show you might be at risk for harming yourself. You are advised to see your doctor or a mental health professional immediately for a complete evaluation � or dial “911″ or go immediately to the nearest hospital Emergency Room for an evaluation. This screening is not a substitute for a complete clinical evaluation.

yup, that sounds about right.

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by mi

which biological molecule are you?

Friday, February 13th, 2004 at about 6:39 pm

You are a neurotransmitter. You believe in the
good-naturedness of man’s biology and soul.
You’re happy, everyone’s happy, and no one will
ever take that away from you. Or else you’ll
make them go insane.